I didn't mean to buy you a boyfriend

OOPS
I didn't mean to buy you a boyfriend.
Just a-
special little friend.

(S)he was in with all the girls.
(S)he was micro-chiped
as a girl.

The people in the pet shop said
(s)he was a girl.

BUT

The first vet check
we just came back.

How were we to know?
The experts weren't sure.
It confused the vets.

That cute little
Cherry-girl.

Has more than one Cherry
Hidden amongst
Her
His
curves.

I didn't mean to buy you a boyfriend.
YOU WONT BE REPLACED.

He really is a "special little friend".

"Just for you"

It could already be too late
but let's hope
we've escaped

A Bunny-baby fate.

snip-snip
and don't you dare -nip!